Happy birthday to my beautiful girl.
*pushes titties together to help me think about what i wanna order while standing at the register in mcdonalds*
is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down
tony abbott says there are too many national parks. i say there are too many tony abbotts.
Fuck Tony Abbott
Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck
did you eat your parents
How about you mind your own business
- mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
- me: the father of my children
- mom: what
- me: what