Happy birthday to my beautiful girl.

3 weeks ago on 03/24/14 at 01:00am

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*pushes titties together to help me think about what i wanna order while standing at the register in mcdonalds*

(via babymilksnake)

Melbourne friends hmu, I’m home!

4 weeks ago on 03/21/14 at 08:42am

is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down

(via kimiknoxxx)


"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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tony abbott says there are too many national parks. i say there are too many tony abbotts.

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Fuck Tony Abbott

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Hey Melbourne, I’ll be in you within the week.

1 month ago on 03/18/14 at 06:10pm




Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via witch-bitchx)

1 month ago on 03/18/14 at 06:09pm

(via witch-bitchx)

  • mom: you know he's old enough to be your father
  • me: the father of my children
  • mom: what
  • me:
  • me: what


From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

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