I <3 Pibbles!
Idk how accurate these stories are but I hate people who hate pitbulls
I wish I was able to forget about you as fast as you forgot about me.
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
We asked 20 strangers to eat ass for the first time and results will warm your heart